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2 Left Crew - Fuck the Tories

by That Thing

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In 1989 2 Live Crew released their 3rd album As Nasty As They Wanna Be, featuring seminal porn rap classic “Me So Horny” and getting them arrested on obscenity charges after an investigation by Florida gov. Bob Martinez.
In 1990 they followed As Nasty As They Wanna Be with Banned In The USA, the first album to carry the black and white Parental Advisory sticker which is so common today.
Banned in the USA carried the track “Fuck Martinez”, a call and response number, with the main aim of telling Bob Martinez what they thought of him.
It’s now 30 years later and there’s someone else that needs to be told to get fucked. The Tories. Yeah, they do actually, don’t they?
On Friday 6th Dec, in the Start and Garter in St. Pauls, Bristol we recorded the response and filmed the video, it was a lot of fun. The tracks not perfect but then again, what is?
Any profits will be going to Help Bristols Homeless (helpbristolshomeless.org) so go'ead, giz a quid.

lyrics

This is something I shouldn't say,
But I'mma say this shit any motherfucking way

Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Let me hear you say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

All the left guys say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
All the left girls say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

All the fellas say,
Boris' man, you know he suck a mean dick!
(Boris' man, you know he suck a mean dick!)
All the girls say,
Boris' man, you know he suck a mean dick!
(Boris man, you know he suck a mean dick!)

Now break it on down!

Now make it funky!

Now all the girls say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

Now all the fellas say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

Now all the girls say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

Now all the fellas say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

Okay, okay, we gonna do this here like this here,
While it's real funky you know what I'm sayin'?
When I say Boris, you all say "suck dick,"
And when I say Reese Mogg, y'all say "eat ass", alright?
Y'all ready to kick it?
Yo, yo, let's go!

Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)
Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)
Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)
Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)

Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

All the left guys say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

Now break it on down!

Now make it funky!

Okay, okay, check this out, we gonna do this here alright?
We gonna do this here
Check this out, check this out
I got one, I got one

When I say Fuck, you say The!
When I say, Tory, you say Scum!
When I say Fuck, you say The!
When I say, Tory, you say Scum!

Fuck, The, Tory, Scum,
Fuck, The, Tory, Scum,
Fuck, The, Tory, Scum,

One more time now!

Fuck, The, Tory, Scum,
Fuck, The, Tory, Scum,
Fuck, The, Tory, Scum,

Now let me hear you say!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Everybody say,
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!
Fuck the Tories! Fuck, Fuck the Tories!

Okay, Okay, Okay! Check this out!
When I say Boris, you all say "suck dick",
And when I say Reese Mogg, y'all say "eat ass", alright?
Alright, alright, yall ready, yall ready?
Let's go

Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)
Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)
Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)
Boris!
(Suck dick!)
Reese Mogg!
(Eat ass!)

Who stopped that beat?
Bring it back Tony

Now everybody say
You gonna vote Tory, take your stupid ass home
You gonna vote Tory, take your stupid ass home
Let me hear you say
You gonna vote Tory, take your stupid ass home
You gonna vote Tory, take your stupid ass home

Let me hear you say
You gonna vote Tory take your selfish ass home
You gonna vote Tory take your selfish ass home
All the ladies say
You gonna vote Tory take your selfish ass home
You gonna vote Tory take your selfish ass home

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released December 10, 2019

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